Do The Drugs Work?
Have you seen the news? There’s a new pill coming out and it looks amazing! Proper life changing. Check this out. What it can do is incredible:
- Lowers cholesterol
- Lowers blood pressure
- Helps prevent or reverse Type 2 Diabetes
- Better sleep
- Increased energy
- Reduces chance of heart disease
This is the one we’ve been waiting for, guys! Thank God for Big Pharma. They’ve finally come good!
Amazingly, the drug company will make a donation to an environmental charity every time you buy a pill. And get this, the pills are free. There’s no cost. You can’t lose!
Obviously, I’m making this up. If that pill existed hundreds of millions of us would be smashing the chemist door down to get it; the drug companies couldn’t make the stuff quickly enough.
Sadly, that pill will never exist. And if it did happen, can you imagine the side-effects. May cause (put on super-fast side-effects voice from the adverts for this) vomiting, internal and external bleeding, dizziness, possible death, limb loss, do not operate errrr anything, your home is at risk… bla bla bla.
Oh, well. Sorry.
Guess we’re just going to have to eat mostly whole plant foods and move a bit more.
Beat that, Big Pharma!
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