Updated: Oct 24, 2019
This little tale might be slander
But there’s a bit in that film, Highlander
Lambert, Connery, you must know it
Where he is immortal and so it
goes he’s left on his own as his family die
And it's upsetting and I always cry
And it’s happening now to mi dad
And it makes me sad. N mad. N glad.
Coz mi dad’s alright.
But what about those on the other side of this fight?
All his friends up in Scotland are dying
And it’s like mi dad he aint even trying
Coz he’s figured a way to eat fruit, veg n grains
And he’s active but it’s not like he trains
He’s 83 now he’s over in Wales
He hikes every day, he even sails
Well kayaks if I’ve got to be true
and he’s living in a tiny Welsh Zone of Blue
But he changed what he eats
He quit all his meats
Ditched all the cream
Do you know what I mean?
I tell him you’ve gotta say summut
If folks copied you their cholesterol would plummet
But hang on. If it’s deadly they couldn’t sell it
No! You’re missing the point, let me tell it
as it is, it’s all about coin, n making more wealth
And tough luck if what suffers is your health
And if you’re still breathing they put you on a pill
And they don’t give two shits if that’s making you ill
There’s others. There’s one called a statin
But you’d be nuts to put that in
your body. The side effects are scary
For Christ’s sake just quit meat n dairy.